Apparently, Takuin is Going to Hell

I remember watching the stand-up of Rowan Atkinson some years ago. The one sketch I can easily remember was of him portraying the doorman to hell, as it were. He greeted all the new entrants and grouped them up accordingly and explained their fate. (Ooh, I found the video HERE)  All of the Christians were in hell because, according to the devil, "The Jews were right.

At the time, I wondered, if that were real, where did I fall on the scale? Of course, I was a teenager at that time, as near as I can recall, and those were the kind of questions I had back then.

Testing Your Fate

I took a test a few minutes ago called, Dante's Inferno Test. I am a Heretic (apparently), and the afterlife does not look too good.

Here are the results.

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.I am also moderately violent, gluttonous, and lustful, so in other words, a well rounded human being.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Moderate

Take the Dante's Inferno Test

Lustful and gluttonous? I guess I can go there. At least I am only moderately violent.